When women cease to be handsome, they study to be good..

Here comes the orator with his flood of words and his drop of reason..

If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him ….

How do you become better tomorrow? By improving yourself, the world is made better. Be not afraid of growing too slowly. Be afraid of standing still.….

Savages we call them, because their manners differ from ours, which we think the perfection of civility; they think the same of theirs..

I know as well as thee that I am no poet born It is a trade, I never learnt nor indeed could learn If I make verses-'tis in spite Of nature and my….

It is a strange anomaly that men could be careful to insure their houses, their ships, their merchandise, and yet neglect to insure their lives - sur….

Certainlie these things agree, The Priest, the Lawyer, & Death all three: Death takes both the weak and the strong. The lawyer takes from both right ….

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy..

The poor man must walk to get meat for his stomach, the rich man to get a stomach to his meat..

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone..

Money makes money. And the money that makes money makes more money..

Pay what you owe and you'll know what's your own..

The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see..

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today..

What one relishes, nourishes..

Those things that hurt, instruct..

A nod from a lord is a breakfast for a fool..

Beware the hobby that eats..

For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned..

I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those among men who live by….