Men who get on well with women are usually those who know how to get on without them..

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it..

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity..

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it..

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor..