Occupation: Cartoonist Birth: June 21, 1957
Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many….
I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners..
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies..
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material..
I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit of heart, anchoring the ugly proceedings with a co….
Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course..
The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I'd never had before. I didn't meet the people who read my material. The fan letter….
It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one..
I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, esp….
My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all..
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards..
I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution..
'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns..
I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the univers….
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird….
The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I'd wante….
I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something..
I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork ….
Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes..
I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that d….
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have..