I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something..

Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes..

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have..

I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place..

Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out..

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient..

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan..

I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child ….

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke..

That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is the driving force of your drawing hand, failure follo….

I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years.….

He comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it..

If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize..

Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30..

It's never too late to have a happy childhood..

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!.

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by..