My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'.

I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my b….

Fear is not one of my attributes..

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug m….

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown..

I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being ab….

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different..

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and th….

I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense..

You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old; I'll be 50 thi….

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of..

People like rumors. They're going to say things like, 'You was at the club with Lil' Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.' You can't ge….

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations..

When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during th….

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat..

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded..

I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickl….

Every time you see a black romance it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show hi….

I'm not a star, I hate that word, and I'm an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I'm an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer..

I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job..