Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice..

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it..

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing..

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now..

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking..

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up..

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers..

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven..

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger..

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers..

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't….

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decid….

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that..

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now..

A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm Negro. And we both see thing….

Laughter brings out the child in all of us..

Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be a….

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see h….