All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything..

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him..

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did..

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world..

Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don't work..

I'm never the romantic lead. I'm the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, "Oh sorry! I'll leave you guys alone.".

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged..

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal..

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail..

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out..

If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself..

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never….

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television..

The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California..

A lot of times I think people, when they're doing a movie that's a family movie, they're worried about this being too esoteric or too dark or too wei….

I'm not a fan of the Eagles, but I've watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who's watched it with me has sung along to the songs, muc….

Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M's.

The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience..

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody..

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way ….

My kids, they're always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something. I took them to Inside Out, and my voice comes in, and they were like, "Ugh, ….