It just seems like atheists are not included in the basket of diversity in America, which is odd because we are the biggest minority. That is a bigge….

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight..

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone..

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired..

In this country your guilty until proven wealthy..

So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about ….

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.

At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution..

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'..

Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and….

The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government guys in pick-up trucks w….

Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you a….

Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent pr….

The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religio….

When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like eva….

And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racis….

I'm against suing tobacco companies. I think abstinence is a perversion. I think Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's. I think Vegas was better when ….

You talk about 'Obama is going to herd us into FEMA brainwashing camps.' Maybe your brain needs a little washing..

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies..

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?.

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always ….