A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able….

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen..

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery..

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton understood it….

My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about the Normandy ….

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it..

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo..

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery..

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants..

I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the….

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of hu….

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole serg….

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it..

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry..

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages..

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else..