Zombies dont mess with other zombies..

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything..

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no oth….

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'.

I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato..

Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've gotta….

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone..

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself..

I don't believe that you can give the same performance every take. It's physically impossible, so why bother? If you don't do what is happening at th….

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better….

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it..

There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job righ….

Buddy Hackett [was] talking - this is Hackett, not me - about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families ... the ….

We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that's p….

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired..

You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great..

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!.

I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to prese….

I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting….

Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun..