Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that..

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards..

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!.

I have been received more warmly by Everton than I have by Liverpool. It is scandalous that I should have to write these things about the club that I….

With him in defense, we could play Arthur Askey in goal. (after signing Ron Yeats).

The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head. (to a Liverpool trainee).

We are a team. We share the ball, we share the game, we share the worries..

At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign t….

Laddie, that man scored 200 goals in 270 matches - an incredible record - and he has won cup after cup as a manager. When he talks, pin back your ear….

Train the right way. Help each other. It's a form of socialism without the politics..

Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them..

What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball..

I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I played against her, but I’d never chea….

Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is….

For a player to be good enough to play for Liverpool, he must be prepared to run through a brick wall for me then come out fighting on the other si….

I'm a people's man - only the people matter..

A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are..

Denis Law could dance on eggshells..

Tom Finney would have been great in any team, in any match and in any age, even if he had been wearing an overcoat..

Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength..

Although I'm a Scot, I'd be proud to be called a Scouser..