Explore Quotes by Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

There is a mighty big difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.

Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.

Man has learned to fly like the birds. Now all he has to do is work out how to do it quietly.

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.

The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.

It's never safe to be nostalgic about something until you're absolutely certain there's no chance of its coming back

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.

If you think that one individual can't make a difference in the world, consider what one cigar can do in a nine-room house.

A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.

The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.

Discipline is like cabbage. We may not care for it ourselves, but feel sure it would be good for somebody else.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Most of us wait until we're in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we'd wake up and say, "Anything I can do for You today, Lord?"

Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it.

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.