We're not really taught how to recreate constructively. We need to do more than find diversions; we need to restore and expand ourselves. Our idea of….

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped..

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different ….

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help..

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently..

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!.

I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius..

What state do you live in? Denial..

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!.

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this..

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway..

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables..

Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it..

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s har….

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't s….

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it..

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money..