Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose..

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game..

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race..

I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around..

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony..

Look, there's nothing wrong with people being happy, but there's more to life than turning on and screwing to Ravel's Bolero..

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street..

There's so few people in this town with a conscience..

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets..