I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike..

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool..

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface..

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. ….

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical abi….

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die..

I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good….

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys..

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealt….

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make..

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went..

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then..

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show….

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist..

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it..

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy..

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid.….

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy materi….

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you..

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist..