They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children..

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated..

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome..

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink..

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone..

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole"..

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him..

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home..

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box..

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it..

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa..

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric..

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages..

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver..

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be..

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice..