Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper..

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again..

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western..

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo..

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver..

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice..

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone..

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome..

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be..

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box..

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink..

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric..

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it..

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages..

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children..