I went to Tokyo three years ago. It was a job, though. I did an ad campaign for IBM, so they flew me out there to take pictures of me. It was IBM Glo….

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible..

Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and h….

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big..

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit..

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest gu….

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and list….

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in..

For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were getting films, so I decided to f….

Generally, I am just myself, a crazy John Belushi type. But I'm not comparing myself to him. I think I am against stereotype. Generally Asian guys ar….

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse..

People treat you like s*** when you're a doorman or a busboy. I licked envelopes for eight hours a day for this management company and cried half the….

A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don't have a problem with that. I am ver….