If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there.".

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together..

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life..

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it..

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper..

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-….

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props..

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, b….

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B..

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them..

It's not like you do 'SNL' and then get handed movie roles. You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it. I think, a lot of people, it's the go….

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my ….

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick..

I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them..

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it..