I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar..

My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better..

The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale..

If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed t….

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?.

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump..

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3..

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters..

The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are faci….

I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisati….

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writ….

Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving par….

He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well..

I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerabl….

I firmly believe that volunteering is good for our society and brings communities together. It's a fantastic opportunity to get involved in your loca….

The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition..

When my father began his work in the 1970s it was a very different EU. I pay tribute to what he did. But it has now become a very different propositi….

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas..

We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country..

We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport.….

If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere..