It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Mariana….

I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest..

I think it's absolutely amazing and how the Remain side have the cheek to come and tell us that we improve our security by staying in this organisati….

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3..

The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump..

Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were..

The crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what's going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away peop….

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them..

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under..

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it..

When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike th….

We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better..

London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country..

It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; ….

I don't believe that economic equality is possible; indeed some measure of inequality is essential for the spirit of envy and keeping up with the Jon….

I'm afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country..

This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out..

Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power..

So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy..

Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals..

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like….