Occupation: Baseball Player Birth: June 1, 1977
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position..
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch….
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is the….
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of y….
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge wh….
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club..
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line..
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak..
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too..
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club..