I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that..

I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians..

I don't take too many things too seriously..

If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth..

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's ….

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer..

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously..

Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or so….

I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you….

Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go t….

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close..

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them..

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly..

It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems rea….

I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they….

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it..

I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaura….

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm s….

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, ….

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group..

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do..