Explore Quotes by Brent Weeks

If I tell you a secret can you keep it quiet? “Well, I can. I’m not so sure about Doll Girl.

There was a nice dilemma. How does one interject into a polite conversation, "By the way, in case you're ever interested, I do have a penise."?

A few months ago you assassinated a man who called himself a god; now you're going after a goddess in truth. Unless you can figure out a way to kill continents, after this you're going to have to retire.

What people value in their books—and thus what they count as literature—really tells you more about them than it does about the book.

A wet boy has a deader, an assassin has a target, because assassins sometimes miss.

"I am Sa’kagé a lord of shadows. I claim the shadows that the Shadow may not." [...] "I am the strong arm of deliverance. I am Shadowstrider. I am the Scales of Justice. I am He-Who-Guards-Unseen. I am Shadowslayer. I am Nameless." [...] _x000D_"The coranti shall not go unpunished." [...]_x000D_"My way is hard but I serve unbroken. In ignobility, nobility. In shame, honor. In darkness, light. I will do justice and love mercy."

You will find no answers here, just choices.

Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?

A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint

Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint

It had better be. It doesn't do much when it's soft.

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.

Elene gasped and sat up. "Kylar Thaddeus Stern!" Kylar giggled. "Thaddeus? That's a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once." "So did I. He was a blind idiot." "Really?" Kylar said, his eyes dancing. "The one I knew was famous for his gigantic-" "Kylar!" Elene interrupted, motioning toward Uly. "His gigantic what?" Uly asked. "Now you did it." Elene said, "His gigantic what, Kyler?" "Feet. And you know what they say about big feet." He winked lasciviously at Elene. "What?" Uly asked. "Big Shoes," Kylar said.

You'd be surprised at what you'd do to stay alive.

Assassination is an art, milord. And I am the city's most accomplished artist.

The perfect killer has no friends. Only targets.

Life is empty. Life is worthless. When we take a life, we aren't taking anything of value.- Durzo Blint

..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.

Life is meaningless, when we take a life we take nothing of value.

There's no guarantee that justice will win out or that a noble sacrifice will make any difference. But when it does, there's something that still swells my chest. There's magic in that.... It tells me that's the way things are supposed to be.