My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead..

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done..

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be save….

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes..

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair..

The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns..

I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly wha….

The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years..

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'….

I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this afternoon.' ….

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair..

There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match..

I’ve decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully – in about 200 years’ time..

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back..

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries..

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life..

I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine..

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still….

If a player is not interfering with play then he shouldn't be on the pitch..

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well..

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there..