All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're goi….

I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight..

Little did I know that there's nothing more competitive in the world than a professional ballroom dancer. They are as competitive as Olympic athletes..

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing..

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards..

If I couldn't move, I don't know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don't know how I'd cope with that..

Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call ….

I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors..

The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, ….

Did you write the words, or the lyrics?.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness caref….

You can shuffle my deck any day!.

It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were….

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet..

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses..

It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place..

My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live t….

When you've been brought up in variety, I think timing is always important in your life. If I'm ever late for anything, whether it's personal or busi….

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up..

Nice to see you, to see you nice.