I'm a great admirer of cartoons, because I can't do cartoons..

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for th….

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself..

If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be….

Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't ….

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved throug….

Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-dr….

You can parody almost anything..