However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy….

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner..

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like tha….

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't ….

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends le….

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin….

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall..

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who..

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done..

Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way..

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driv….

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record..

I got through college realizing business was repugnant..

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star..

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore..

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time..

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters..