Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags..

I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down..

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott..

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening..

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn….

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up.

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mothe….

I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time..

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies..

Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's someth….

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?.

Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit..

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Gree….

My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!".

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone..

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm s….

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable..

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!.

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?.

I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part..