There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired..

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him..

Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful..

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice..

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right..

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win..

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule..

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon).

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof..

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can….

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told..

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health..

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it..

Respect all. Fear none..

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors..

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else..

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half..

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline..

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football).

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon..