The road to the Super Bowl runs through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh..

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home..

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight..

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me..

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye..

The harder we played, the behinder we got..

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.).

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again..

Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do..

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches..

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team..

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll..

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials..

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too..

I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me..

You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes..