I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot..

I am embarrassed to exist..

I know more Australian people than I know New Zealand persons. I feel like there's a real gap in my education..

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks..

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was….

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime..

Here's what I wish people wouldn't ask me: "Who are your influences?" That's a boring question. It's not even like, "What's it like to be a woman in ….

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy..

Who are my influences? Everybody..

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them..

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid..

My personal philosophy is, talk about whatever you want on a show, but it better be good. And especially if it's something that challenges folks. You….

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege..

Before I was a vegetarian, I traveled to South Africa and hung out there for a little bit. And they had different animals - did you know different pa….

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe..

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is..

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child..