Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick..

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night..

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom..

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread..

I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention..

THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!.

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one.

It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am..