I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he….

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water..

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh..

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience..

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff..

My father was a watchmaker and an inventor. I saw him working in the house every day. The work ethic, I got from him. He worked hard and he never com….

I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. ….

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge..

I'm an entertainer and I entertain people and they entertain me back by asking questions. And some of them I answer..