When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called ….

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for b….

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping..

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba..

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilario….

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim..

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people..

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay..

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby..

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where….

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!.

Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, ….

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?.

I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. A….

Do not encourage my behaviour..

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your poin….

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska..

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!.

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, co….

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car ….