I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things..

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest..

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge..

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs..

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hope….

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me..

I'm so into momminess..

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male..

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date..

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language..

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' '….

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention..

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain..

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories..

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine..

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups..

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach..

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed..

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing..

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could..

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus..