Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks..

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain..

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could..

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me..

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach..

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed..

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention..

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' '….

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hope….

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus..

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing..

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups..

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest..

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things..

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge..

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs..

I'm so into momminess..

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male..

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date..

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language..

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories..