Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread..

Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually….

Never love for me, only obsession..

Anything you can do in excess for the wrong reasons is exciting to me..

You have to constantly arrange yourself around them, and that can take up a lot of energy. I mean, you don't go, "Why don't you cook dinner tonight, ….

Leia follows me like a vague smell..

I don't want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in difficult situations to show off that particular gift, a….

I don't really understand it - marriage..

I don't want to be caught ... ashamed of anything. And because generally someone who has bipolar doesn't have just bipolar, they have bipolar, and th….

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die..

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life..

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable..

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift..

I'm very sane about how crazy I am..

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.".

I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it..

I think I do overshare, and I sometimes marvel that I do it. But it's sort of - in a way, it's my way of trying to understand myself..

For Star Wars, they had me tape down my breasts because there are no breasts in space. I have some. I have two..

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer..

You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well I took masses of opiates religiously..

I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this..