Occupation: Comedian
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night..
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war..
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person..
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is..
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirab….
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car..
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap..
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope..