It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any cani….

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world..

I looked at my two wolves. When I knelt they came to me rubbed against me smelling me and I stroked them. "Thank you for believing in me " I said and….

He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push..

Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?" "Well, that would be bori….

Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow." Her voice held a smile. "So am I.

Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-mail to other vampires as you all plot to take over the world?” “I spe….

Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac guy from last mo….

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me..

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter..

One inch at a time, that was how her father had taught her. You can't do anything but worry about the few inches right in front of you..

Apparently it was unethical for lawyers to sleep with their clients. This from a man who offered legal representation to assassins..

You're lucky to have a friend who will kill for you." So. I once had a friend who died for me, and now one who killed for me. Why didn't I feel lucky?.

Cormac interrupted. 'Maybe I oughta shoot you both, put you both out of your misery..

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday.

I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and i….

Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower..

... We're werewolves. We don't get to judge 'crazy..

Stupid, fragile mortals..

I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunte….

I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word….