People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive..

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something..

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good..

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me..

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, b….

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything..

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards..

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself..

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials..

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it..

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop..

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh….

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people..

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big..

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved..

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny..

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason..

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials..

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'.