I have no plans to write an autobiography, I will leave that to others. I'm sure they will turn me into a homosexual or a Nazi spy or something else..

It's better to buy one good pair of shoes than four cheap ones..

If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors..

Divorce is a game played by lawyers..

Everyone tells me I've had such an interesting life, but sometimes I think it's been nothing but stomach disturbances and self-concern..

I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain..

I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth..

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left..

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you..

I'm a fatheaded guy, full of pain. It tore me up not having you..

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk..

The only really good thing about acting in movies is that there's no heavy lifting..

One pretends to do something, or copy someone or some teacher, until it can be done confidently and easily in what becomes one's own style.