I had a dream about riding a black cat, and then the next day I was at this antique mart, and I found this little devil riding a black cat - an Austr….

I'm really proud and happy that we finally got it together thanks to Tweeterhead, which is the company that put it together for me. It's something th….

I was probably about 13 or 14, and I went by myself to the City Auditorium in Colorado Springs and saw the guy who wrote and sang "Itsy Bitsy Teenie ….

I do not remember the '70s, for who-knows-what-all reasons..

How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done. Running it in….

I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened..

I have a lot of good days I'd like to relive..

People come up to me at conventions and say, 'I was such an outcast, I felt like such a geek, and when I saw you, you made me feel like such a normal….

[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher..

I always say there are no coincidences..

Every year, I have to spend another hour working out. Pretty soon I'll be spending eight hours working out just to fit in the costume. I have the fee….

When Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark came out, I got to go to Japan and Australia and France, Italy, Germany, everywhere with the movie. That was great,….

I vaguely remember doing [all my] photo sessions, but definitely there were some surprises there for me..

I have a lot of good days I'd like to relive, but that [ the day my daughter was born] was one that's still with me..

My first ones were The Young Rascals. I made out with Dino Danelli, the drummer, in the alley behind the City Auditorium. Then I met Crosby, Stills, ….

I love, love, love music - have since I was a kid, and I'm still really into music - and I became a singer because I was too stupid to learn how to p….

I would love to do something like 'Tosh.0,' where I host Internet clips. I did host 'Talk Soup,' which is similar. I love doing that, making fun of v….

I just chased bands all over the country. The biggest one I saw was Jimi Hendrix..

I ended up spending some time with Jimi Hendrix and hanging out with him, and that was beyond awesome..

[Vincent Price] did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor..

I chased every band around the world. Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention, you name it. I could just go on and on. It was my hobby, my pastime, ….