Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got..

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kep….

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now..

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm ….

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material..

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight..

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the ….

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting hard….

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar..

In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work..

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matt….

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality..

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups..

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups..

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one..

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up..

There are self-awareness groups, to help you discover who you really are ... encounter groups, to help you deal with who you really are ... assertive….

Wake me up when I'm a size 5..

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in….

I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no ….

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back..