You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun..

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills..

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong..

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime..

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integ….

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police..

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wil….

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer….

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often..

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that wi….

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Mey….

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC..

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent..

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway..

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people..

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism..