To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might….

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning..

Writing humor is not something every single person can do..

And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lesso….

Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so ho….

Severe isn't a word normally associated with a cold. Severe is for weather or third-degree burns...No one responds 'severe' when someone asks how her….

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'..

Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certa….

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up..

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart..

Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack c….

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other bec….

I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible dea….

I'm fairly certain that, at this very minute, the [Mars Polar Lander] is floating somewhere around the Neptune feeling tired and cranky and looking f….

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'..