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I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.
I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!
If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
It's the maritime equivalent of rock climbing.
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.
Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.
I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.
We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.
I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.
It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
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