I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play..

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat..

Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived..

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach..

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group..

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got ….

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious..

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball..

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those ….

There's no medical term for what I've got..

I was a Republican until they lost their minds.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys..

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular peopl….

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up….

Social media is where losers go to feel important..

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag..

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not..

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage….

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent..