There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5….

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you han….

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Cha….

I'm never embarassed..

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good..

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue..

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people ….

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine..

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove..

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice..

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black ….

The older I get, the faster I was..

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey..

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the fir….

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer..

I love New York City; I've got a gun..

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas..

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife..

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white..

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing ….