Only poor people go to jail..

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble..

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now..

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement..

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive..

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas..

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too..

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to..

We're not all supposed to think alike..

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time..

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me..

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool..

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's o….

I'm still going to Disney World..

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them..

What I told [my teammates] after the game was I'm just fortunate [for] my 16 years because, this [injury] can happen every single night you go out an….

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do..

My message is simple: take control of your life.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump..

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here..

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid..